#flipcode

Said the Duchess of Chester at tea,

"Young Man, do you fart when you pee?"

I replied with some wit,

"Do you belch when you shit?"

I think that was one up to me.

There was a young rent boy called Taylor

Who seduced a respectable sailor.

When they put him in jail

He settled the bail

By doing the same to the jailor.

Fluffernutter

YOU ARE BRIAN FELLOWS!

Ring around the rosie

Hopscotch, Monopoly

Red light, green light

G. I. Joes and Barbies

Hide and seek, kick the can

Cowboys and Indians

Wiffle ball, paper dolls

Hacky sack and hangman

You are insane.

It sucks.

*giggle*

What sucks?

Hallo? HALLO?

Halo?? Salut??

Sunt Eu, un Haiduc.

Where's me Washboard?

Washboard?

*brandishes truncheon*

*wonders where the \'number of posts\' for threads are*

The what?

OMG where are the rank indicators?